I haven't bought new shoes in awhile, so I guess it's only fitting that the first pair I decided to get are all retro. I had these in the "Clown Colors" models in junior high school, and I got made fun of plenty. I have no idea what it'll be like to go back to Hi Tops this long after the fact, but I'm taking the plunge. Is this the first sign of an impending mid-life crisis?